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Man's constant groping of things unknown, drawing from the endless reaches of time, brings to light many startling things. Startling? Because they seem new--sudden! But most are not new...to the signs of the ages!
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Carron was my favorite thing about Soulstorm. Rhinos will henceforth and forever be METAL BOXES!
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BAWKSES
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Come on, everyone knows that there is no such thing as an attractive furry chick!
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It felt like riding the bus on MLK Blvd, but in a good way.
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But how about Carron? Look, Rhinos. RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES!!!!! The cowards! THE FOOLS! We...we should take away their metal boxes.
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That's the idea for the sequel.
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I was hoping that he would A-CHARGE HIS LAZOR!!!
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Beyond that, it's funny as shit. It has a Ren and Stimpy quality.
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"The man in the pickle suit tricked me again!"
I was expecting Blake to scream "JULIEEEEEE!!!" when he was fucking the blowup doll.
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"This flash movie is awesome, and that's a fact."
Ninja Gaiden is tits. It's hard as hell, but the cool thing is that you feel like a total badass when you finally beat it.
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